WELCOME to the eightieth
issue of the Bay City Post.
Keeping you updated on
the best city on the Grid!
Your reporters could be
found everywhere in our world, to investigate and report about our
Fine City and everything that could have an impact on it.
Win an amazing award!
Oktoberfest
Oktoberfest didn't happen.
The Bay City Brewery was hit by heavy rainfall diluting the beer
making it undrinkable. Instead of the Oktoberfest residents were
invited to Iva's place in Bay City to enjoy the fellowship,
frivolity, and dance with nice people, and drink French wine imported
from Jeogeot.
Life and times at the
police- and fire-stations, not as boring as some might suspect
Emperor Michael
Emperor Michael has a firm
believe that since his last proclamation the amount of ban lines has
reduced drastically. We could not find any evidence to justify that
believe but we won't tell him that. Whenever he speaks to someone he
speaks about the improvements he made to our Fine City.
There are reports that the
sewer system where he lives was flooded last month and that most of
his belongings were lost in the void to the South of the city.
We could not verify this
as we have no idea where he lives nor do we know of any flooding.
Kenny amazes himself
Bellisseria
trailer-park
Jeogeot colonials have
discovered free areas in the new continent Bellisseria. They flocked
en-mass to the zone and dropped their trailers and campers there to
claim that land as their own. Even Sylvia was found there dancing
around a campfire. (red)
Qie runs but is caught by
himself
Second Life Blogger
Network
Linden Lab, one of the
organizations responsible for maintaining our Fine City and sewer
system has started a new initiative named the Second Life Blogger
Network. We are deeply surprised that they didn't contact us yet to
ask us to participate.
We intend to participate
on that network to lift the standard, to make it better and have them
be better informed.
Our creative department is
actively working on one missing item being a Logo for your most
favorite newspaper. Once that is available and approved by our
approval department we will proceed to help the Second Life Blogger
Network with our vast knowledge.
We welcome the
introduction of a new cryptic abbreviation: SLBN. As if we don't have
enough (AIWDHE).
Dakota Schwade finds
herself at a beatnik place
Thomas Hooker freed of
accusations
Despite strong evidence
that our chief of police, Thomas Hooker, is involved in illegal
activities the ethics bureau could not find any wrongdoing. The car
that suddenly was bought was funded with undisclosed gifts from
undisclosed gift-givers but none was deemed illegal enough to be
deemed illegal. A monitoring program was set up to eradicate any
future accusations. So do not accuse our chief of police, else you
could fall victim of that program.
Marianne remembers, lag in
the city
Green Water
From various parts of our Fine City come reports that canals have turned green. It is yet unknown what the cause is. Pollution from the Bay City Brewery could not be excluded.
Old Town is a mess
Hallowe'en Hay Maze
As we speak work has started to erect the Hallowe'en Hay Maze on the Bay City Fairgrounds.You can expect the most scary event in Second Life and surrounding worlds. While visiting fire and/or smoking is strictly prohibited. After the destruction of last year the fairgrounds are a no-go zone for cows.
Character statement
The characters used in
this newspaper have an outstanding reputation. The characters "K"
and "S" have been awarded as the most reputable characters.
Do not trust any other characters you might encounter, most noteworthy are the characters in the subway and other means of public transport.
Do not trust any other characters you might encounter, most noteworthy are the characters in the subway and other means of public transport.
If you know of a character
that we have used that isn't up to standard please inform our
character defamation department for corrective action. Also, don't
trust digits, ever.
-Thank you
-Thank you
Editor Vick Forcella
191007
(red) Some found parts of the article about the Bellisserian campsite offensive, therefore it has been changed. I am not able to retract the notecards that have been spread in-world.
-Vick Forcella
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