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FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
date: June 20
contact: vickforcella (at) gmail (dot)
com
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PROCLAMATION
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"Explorers in this world face the
greatest dangers! Merchants, trades people and shipping companies suffer great
losses!
Ban lines and security orbs, used to
conceal things that the world has no interest in, swallow complete
vehicles, occupants and valuable cargo to spew it out far away in random
counties that are unprepared for falling debris, causing lethal
deaths.
With the trust and authority given to
me by all the citizens of Bay City (except a few that are sharpening cheep steel, booh to them) I herewith proclaim
that each one that encounters ill
configured- lands or -security orbs is
to identify the owner and write the experience on the sticky note on it's profile.
to identify the owner and write the experience on the sticky note on it's profile.
When you meet that person face-to-face
you shall remind that person with the
horrible experience you had to go through, in a reasonably loud
voice, and
that those ban lines and security orbs
do not serve a real purpose.
You can reference good written articles
about this subject.
Thought it is suggested to use a
pillory or similar public shaming methods I do not support those. The
ban lines by themselves can be seen as a pillory of shame for
perversions unseen.
This is what I proclaim, this is what
loyal citizens in my name will do!"
signed,
“Michael I, Emperor of Bay City"
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Disclaimer: The bay City Post is not responsible for statements made by Emperor Michael. We publish the proclamations as a service towards the citizens of our Fine City.
Disclaimer: The bay City Post is not responsible for statements made by Emperor Michael. We publish the proclamations as a service towards the citizens of our Fine City.
Reporter Vick Forcella
190902
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