Dreamscape Life and Alts Co. Inc.

Don't let this happen to you!

Better Call Ever!!!

Now at the Bay City School of Driving and Insurance Policy selling place... YOU too can get your own not even slightly free insurance policy!!!

We've got Vick covered... come get covered too!!

*Additional griffing charges may apply :o

...so don't get scrod :O

...or be a noob in a tinfoil hat... come get covered!!!

**for your convienience we now also offer junk removal service $$$$$$$$$  :D

This 'lil girl didn't buy insurance and look what happened to her?!!!?! :/

BETTER CALL EVER!!!

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October 2013

Tornado Twists Bay City Trailer Park!

Overheard in Falconmoon was "AIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEE!"

Note: Insurance premiums can be paid directly to: Ever Dreamscape of Dreamscape Life and Yes We Can Come Up with New Ways to Harass New Residents Who Need To Learn About Extotion Schemes in Bay City! Catastrophes, Co. Inc. a sudsidiary of: Dreamscape Life and Yes We Can Come Up with New Ways to Harass New Residents, Co. Inc.

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I always love visiting the Y*STAY... just to see what's going on :)

Ut oh... this can't be good :/

Nuuuuu definately NOT good!

The officials come out to inspect :o

Time to fumigate :o

Ut oh... something went wrong!

Thank goodness Evola showed up with a hose!

We found a solution to prevent further infestations :D

OK this isn't exactly what I had in mind :O!


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Note: Insurance premiums can be paid directly to: Ever Dreamscape of Dreamscape Life and Yes We Can Come Up with New Ways to Harass You AGAIN! Catastrophes, Co. Inc. a sudsidiary of: Dreamscape Life and Yes We Can Come Up with New Ways to Harass You Catastrophes, Co. Inc.



Note: Insurance premiums can be paid directly to: Ever Dreamscape of Dreamscape Life and Oh Don’t Even Think I Won’t Get You Too, Co Inc.





Note: Insurance premiums can be paid directly to: Ever Dreamscape of Dreamscape Life and Yes We Can Come Up with New Ways to Harass You Catastrophes, Co. Inc.




New Fire Hall Catches Fire!

Overheard in Dennis was the neighbor Ms. Sylvia Tamalyn saying: “I just don't get it!”. Here's wishing Kinnaird, and all the folks at the Bay City Fire Department lots of good luck!
Note: Insurance premiums can be paid directly to: Ever Dreamscape of Dreamscape Life and Yes We Cover (And by Cover We Mean Collect Your Money and That’s About It) Catastrophes, Co. Inc.
Editor’s Note: Nice try Kinn… really… a fire hall… bahahahahahahahaha ;P~~~