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Showing posts with label proclamation. Show all posts

Proclamation Emperor Michael I, Re: Shelters

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FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE

date: November 4th

contact: vickforcella (at) gmail (dot) com

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PROCLAMATION

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"
Citizens of our Fine City!
Again we were hit by events out of our control! 
Last month it was flooding. This month it was a total breakdown of the world as we know it.
We were fortunate that after a while things went back to normal.
The flooding, where most of my belongings were washed away, showed me, we are not prepared. The outages revealed we have become lazy, used that everything goes as expected.

During my non-Emperor days the least we had was a Grid Crash Protection Box where we would go in when things went bad.

There are better solutions!

I herewith call upon my citizens to install public shelters!
Sufficient food and drink rations should be there for at least a week and there must be some room for my stuff.

Ask the Civil Defence of our Fine City how to best set them up. Have shields outside so that the public knows, here lives someone that cares for our lives. The access must be easy, unobstructed and open for all. 

If there are enough public shelters, our world will become more safe for everybody!

This is what I proclaim, this is what loyal citizens in my name will do!
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Signed,

"Michael I, Emperor of Bay City"
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Disclaimer: The bay City Post is not responsible for statements made by Emperor Michael. We publish the proclamations as a service towards the citizens of our Fine City.
Reporter Vick Forcella
191104

Proclamation Emperor Michael I Re:Privacy

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FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE

date: June 20

contact: vickforcella (at) gmail (dot) com

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PROCLAMATION

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"Explorers in this world face the greatest dangers! Merchants, trades people and shipping companies suffer great losses!

Ban lines and security orbs, used to conceal things that the world has no interest in, swallow complete vehicles, occupants and valuable cargo to spew it out far away in random counties that are unprepared for falling debris, causing lethal deaths.



With the trust and authority given to me by all the citizens of Bay City (except a few that are sharpening cheep steel, booh to them) I herewith proclaim

that each one that encounters ill configured- lands or -security orbs is 
to identify the owner and write the experience on the sticky note on it's profile.



When you meet that person face-to-face

you shall remind that person with the horrible experience you had to go through, in a reasonably loud voice, and

that those ban lines and security orbs do not serve a real purpose.

You can reference good written articles about this subject.



Thought it is suggested to use a pillory or similar public shaming methods I do not support those. The ban lines by themselves can be seen as a pillory of shame for perversions unseen.



This is what I proclaim, this is what loyal citizens in my name will do!"



signed,

“Michael I, Emperor of Bay City"

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Disclaimer: The bay City Post is not responsible for statements made by Emperor Michael. We publish the proclamations as a service towards the citizens of our Fine City.
Reporter Vick Forcella
190902


Michael, Emperor of Bay City!

The Bay City Post has received this press release,

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FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
date: June 20
contact: vickforcella (at) gmail (dot) com

Proclamation!!

"At the peremptory request of a large majority of the citizens of Bay City, I, Michael The Moleman, formerly of Barcola, Miramare, Sistiana and Grignano, and now for the past eleven years and one month of Bay City, declare and proclaim myself Emperor of these United Regions, and in virtue of the authority thereby in me vested, do hereby order and direct the representatives of the different regions to assemble at the Bay City Fairgrounds at North Channel of this city on the 22nd day of June next, then and there to make such alterations in the existing laws of these regions as may ameliorate the evils under which the country is laboring, and thereby cause confidence to exist, both at home and abroad, in our stability and integrity."

signed,

“Michael I, Emperor of Bay City"
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This was also released and spread across Bay City as a pamphlet.
The Bay City Post was not able to publish this before June the 22nd.
BCFB

On June the 22nd there has been a crowd at the Bay City Fairground and we assume that Michael the Moleman was the cause of that gathering. Though the Bay City Police Force was at hand we are unsure what has happened there and I call upon attendants to report this to me. There was beer involved?

I reached out to Michael. As expected he didn't say much except he now demands to be spoken to as Emperor Michael The First.

City officials refused to comment on the situation. Even the Mayori (tinm) waved away our reporters as she walked to the community centre. During the Bay City Alliance meeting the attendants were baffled, stunned.
Sylvia Templeton Broek (Sylvia Tamalyn): so.... now we address all complaints to the new emporer?
Engineer Argon (ArgontheDevil Ormega): looks up how to build a guilllotine
Mitch Merricks: If the emporer needs new cloths, I know a place
Sylvia Templeton Broek (Sylvia Tamalyn): "i got a lotta problems with you people, and now you are gonna hear about it!"

No official statement was given. After the meeting fires broke out behind the Community Center and the Bay City Fire Brigade went to work to save the day.

Emperor Michael The First seems to trust me. If you have questions or remarks please contact the editor of the Bay City Post.
Reporter Vick Forcella
190701

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