The Bay City Post has received this
press release,
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FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
date: June 20
contact: vickforcella (at) gmail (dot) com
Proclamation!!
date: June 20
contact: vickforcella (at) gmail (dot) com
Proclamation!!
"At the peremptory request of a
large majority of the citizens of Bay City, I, Michael The Moleman,
formerly of Barcola, Miramare, Sistiana and Grignano, and now for the
past eleven years and one month of Bay City, declare and proclaim
myself Emperor of these United Regions, and in virtue of the
authority thereby in me vested, do hereby order and direct the
representatives of the different regions to assemble at the Bay City
Fairgrounds at North Channel of this city on the 22nd day of June
next, then and there to make such alterations in the existing laws of
these regions as may ameliorate the evils under which the country is
laboring, and thereby cause confidence to exist, both at home and
abroad, in our stability and integrity."
signed,
“Michael I, Emperor of Bay City"
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This was also released and spread
across Bay City as a pamphlet.
The Bay City Post was not able to
publish this before June the 22nd.
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On June the 22nd there has been a crowd
at the Bay City Fairground and we assume that Michael the Moleman was the cause of that gathering. Though the Bay City Police Force was at hand we are
unsure what has happened there and I call upon attendants to report
this to me. There was beer involved?
I reached out to Michael. As expected
he didn't say much except he now demands to be spoken to as Emperor
Michael The First.
City officials refused to comment on
the situation. Even the Mayori (tinm) waved away our reporters as she
walked to the community centre. During the Bay City Alliance meeting
the attendants were baffled, stunned.
Sylvia Templeton Broek (Sylvia Tamalyn): so.... now we address all complaints to the new emporer?
Engineer Argon (ArgontheDevil Ormega): looks up how to build a guilllotine
Mitch Merricks: If the emporer needs new cloths, I know a place
Sylvia Templeton Broek (Sylvia Tamalyn): "i got a lotta problems with you people, and now you are gonna hear about it!"
No official statement was given. After the meeting fires broke out behind the Community Center and the Bay City Fire Brigade went to work to save the day.
Sylvia Templeton Broek (Sylvia Tamalyn): so.... now we address all complaints to the new emporer?
Engineer Argon (ArgontheDevil Ormega): looks up how to build a guilllotine
Mitch Merricks: If the emporer needs new cloths, I know a place
Sylvia Templeton Broek (Sylvia Tamalyn): "i got a lotta problems with you people, and now you are gonna hear about it!"
No official statement was given. After the meeting fires broke out behind the Community Center and the Bay City Fire Brigade went to work to save the day.
Emperor Michael The First seems to
trust me. If you have questions or remarks please contact the editor
of the Bay City Post.
Reporter Vick Forcella
190701
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