Police responded to a noise complaint
regarding a hawk in a tree that the called thought was in distress.
When police arrived, the hawk was quiet and enjoying dinner.
June 12th
A landlord/tenant dispute involving
"assault with frozen food" was reported. BCFD paramedics
were heard saying "At least it wasn't anything from the Toxic
Taco".
June 17th
A driver stuck a tree in a private
driveway, pulled forward and struck a parked vehicle, backed up and
struck a second vehicle, tried again and struck a third vehicle, then
pulled forward and struck the first vehicle a second time. Several
bottles were found in the vehicle from the Bay City Brewery. The
suspect was arrested for driving under the influence.
June 22nd
A large crowd gathered on North Channel
after pamphlets were posted all over town. During the gathering,
Michael the Moleman proclaimed himself Emperor. The BCPD was on hand
to perform crowd control. After several hours, revellers were
escorted out of the area despite the protest of wanting more of the
"Free beer." The Chief of Police advised the new Emperor
that maybe next time to wait until after his speech to open the bar.
June 24th
Police were called to assist when an
announcement about new homes was interrupted by a heckler from the
audience. Officers arrived in time to see a mole tackle the heckler
and drag him away to an unknown location. The responding officers
refused to take chase, citing officer safety and the mole tunnels
being scary places for mortals to wander.
Reporter Thomas Hooker
190701
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