Short version,
The owner of the ToxicTaco has sold the Bay City Historic Pavilion to Roc Plutonian. Roc
decided to keep it as it is and gave permission to update the
collection.
Long version,
The owner of the Toxic
Taco (we won't mention Sylvia her name) has had some severe legal
problems after clients became very sick while running around a
building that was on fire. This happened not once, not twice, but
numerous times. The clients came together and started a joint
lawsuit.
It was proven that the
food at the Toxic Taco is dangerous to eat. It has near lethal
quantities of capsaicin in it.
On the Scoville scale the mildest food wares would peak at a value of 17,000,000,000.
During legal proceedings
one of the judges tried part of the menu. She was never found back.
To nobodies surprise the
owner of the Toxic Taco was ordered to pay a large, undisclosed,
ridiculously big amount of money to the former clients.
Due to this the owner of
the Toxic Taco went instantly very poor and had to sell the Bay City Historic
Pavilion.
Now the odd thing is, whey
didn't the owner sell the Toxic Taco?
One of our reporters is a
frequent visitor of The Kaasfactorij and there is a secret lookout point, we can't talk about because it's
secret, and from there it has been observed that Jeogeot colonialists
bring in smuggled goods from Wellfleet Harbor to the Toxic Taco for
further resell into our Fair City.
Of course this is all
gossip and there is no factual evidence, as far as we know.
Once you get into the
claws of the Jeageot colonists it's hard to get out.
The Bay City Historic
Pavilion is just across the street of the Bay City Post offices at
Dennis. It holds a unique collection of items that are related to the
history of Bay City.
There are posters, small
items and there is even a plane on display.
Demolition was about to start. Roc Plutonian stood in front of the JCB diggers and ordered the crew to stop. He single-handedly stopped work and negotiated that the building and it's content would stay just where it is.
Be sure to give it a
visit!
Bay City Historic Pavilion |
From unknown funds the
Toxic Taco has had an interior update. Probably insurance money. If
you can avoid the food give them a visit!
Great and massive thanks
to Roc Plutonian for saving the Bay City Historic Pavilion!
Reporter Vick Forcella
190701
No comments:
Post a Comment