April 1st
A woman wearing a mime outfit
reportedly looked in the direction of a person's residence and then
moved on. The Bay City Police responded, but no mime was found. The
responding officer noted the date and said "Hmm.. Must have been
Ever."
April 2nd
The Bay City Fire Department noted that
several of the fires burning recently were extinguished, seemingly at
midnight once Ever's Night was over. One fire needed to be put out by
the BCFD, and is believed to have been caused by a photographer's
flash bulb ending up in a trash can while still hot.
April 4th
After receiving a tip about the
upcoming deployment date for the new continent, the Bay City Coast
Guard was seen securing the boats at New Port in preparation for the
tidal wave surely to accompany a whole new continent being connected
to Sansara.
April 11th
Residents were startled by the warning
sirens going off around town. Bay City Civil Defence trucks were seen
heading down Route 66 along with the BCPD and BCFD. A spokesman for
the city's emergency services had this to say about the incident:
"This morning we were alerted to an impending tidal wave as the
new continent was connected to Sansara. Once the wave made it to Bay
City, it was not large at all. Only one resident was injured, and
that was one of our Bay City Coast Guard members who spilt his coffee
as his boat rocked on the wave."
April 14th
While walking around town, this
reporter noticed several large trucks with BCPD markings heading out
of town. One of the officers replied when flagged down that the BCPD
was volunteering to help the Bellisseria State Police during the
initial rush on the new continent.
April 15th
Route 66 was blocked for a short time
as residents lined up to cheer on our own Marianne McCann as she
attempted to make the first cross continent flight from Heterocera to
Jeogeot. One resident was overheard saying "If she makes it, she
deserves an award."
April 17th
Fighter jets were seen passing overhead
just out of town. Reports seem to indicate that the Sansara National
Guard were tracking a helicopter from Jeogeot that possibly belongs
to a smuggling group. The Coast Guard responded by stating "The
SNG hasn't notified us of any threat to Bay City, but we've stepped
up our watch over Bay City waters for increased smuggling activity
now that two more continents are connected to us"
April 25th
Officers responded to a resident who
complained about a neighbour blowing a duck horn. The officers
informed him that it was a crow.
April 28th
The Sansara National Guard responded to
reports of a cult gathering at Mahulu on Mt. G'al. The cult leader,
one Marianne McCann, called for members to jump into the volcano "For
The Greater Good!" of the grid. Despite a daring attempt at
saving people by the SNG pilot who actually flew into the volcano,
all of the cult members sacrificed themselves to G'al. There was only
one survivor. The survivor went on to eat at the Toxic Taco, which
could be called the greatest sacrifice of them all. Unfortunately,
G'al must not be sated, as the feeds are still broken.
Reporter Thomas Hooker
190504
New slogan: "Eat at Toxic Taco, for the Greater Good!"
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