Warning: Canal Walls Could Collapse

 

Authorities of our Fine City are warning that canal walls are loose and could collapse.

It has been observed that Laetizia Coronet was present at all the walls that were crumbling. It has been suggested she is responsible for the poor state the walls are in.

Also, she is an active member of a militia and has been arrested before.

If you encounter her, please inform the authorities and pretend all is ok.

Reporter Vick Forcella
20221130

 

The Battle For SSPE1171

Many moons ago our explorer Kenny (Kennlylex Luckless) named a region Wolfington. Kenny has tried to name other regions, not with much success.

This month Kenny discovered the region SSPE1171.

And, as so often, he named the region (tried to).

If I could build a fort here it would be called Wulfenburg -kl

Tish (Laetizia Coronet) replied with "You can't name everything after yourself. This shall be Coronet Island."
Later she put words into action by going to the island,

This shall not be Wulfenstein, or Wulfenburg. This is Monte Laetizia. -lc

She added strength to her words a day later,
"Here we are again on Monte Laetizia. It's true, I did not bring a flag..."

...because I don't need a flag! -lc

This display of military power to claim land in Bellisseria had to be answered by the greatest pyromaniac living in our Fine City, Marianne McCann.

Greetings from... no, not Monte Laetizia, and not Wulfenburg... it's clearly McCann Mountain! -mm

Followed with this ominous image,

Tanks? No tanks on McCann Mountain. It makes my little friend here angry. -mm

Yes, you have seen right. She is holding a BIG bomb!

Tish went to the island to reclaim the claim that already was claimed.

Outstanding, Red Team, outstanding! Getcha a case of beer for that one. -lc

But,, then the bomb did it's destructive work,

DRAT! -lc

"Message from Second Life:
Your object 'Ka-29TB HELIX sng zulu 16 v1.18' has been returned to your inventory Lost and Found folder by Linden Department of Public Works from parcel 'Protected Land' at SSPE1170 249, 93 due to parcel auto return."

Kenny, seeing that the bomb has been defused immediately rushed to his island.

Operation Bad Wolf -kl

Operation Bad Wolf, ongoing with no resistance. -kl

Now that I have re-captured Wulfburg, maybe I shall claim it for the L.D.P.W and call it Mount Mole-Mole. -kl

Marianne can keep this part, the West Hill is a bit crummy. -kl

Shortly after, due to a navigation error, Kenny invaded the living room of a private house with his tank and got booted.

It is yet undecided what the name of the region will be.

Reporter Vick Forcella

Minor textual edits of the original feed posts

Images -kl Kennylex Luckless -mm Marianne McCann -lc Laetizia Coronet

20200605

Bay City Post, Edition 84

Welcome to the eightyfourth edition of the Bay City Post!

Keeping you updated on the best city on the grid!

While my shoulder was making squeaky sounds I, with the help of your reporters, was able to compile for you the latest and the best.

Between the last edition and this publication the telex started to rattle, a press release we had to put out on time.

Mole Day Coming to BayCity!

In this edition we have for you

Police and Fire Blotter

Never a quiet day for Black, White and Red

Mole Day Was A Success

A look back on a great party

Hopeful: Embedded MP4s,Hopeless: Measuring visitor script times

Qie sees a hole filled wile another remains open

Erik Mondrian Meets

For your listening pleasure

Bay City Cruis'n

Dakota is hungry, why could that be?

Bay City Finest To Bellisseria

After hunger comes thirst

SS Galaxy Passes Bay City

We have the image, it is true

Where Could Dakota Be?

Did I see a mole running?

Epilogue

If you missed it, here is the previous edition.

Laetizia (Tish) Coronet loves painting vehicles.

Her latest project was too much of a success.

She painted a truck in Camouflage, and then wasn't able to find it back.

It had blended into the background.

If you stumble over a nearly invisible Camo painted truck, please inform Tish.

Thank you.

Editor Vick Forcella

Camo image Wiki

200206 

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