Bay City Post
August 2013 Issue #29
WELCOME to the twenty-ninth issue of the Bay City Post! -Keeping you updated on the best city on the grid.
We’re Having a Heat Wave
A Bay City Heat wave,
The parties are risin’
It isn’t surprising,
We certainly can can-can.
So come on and join us
Each girl and each boy yus!
A furry or two… ‘cause we’ve got lots to do
Yeah yeah we certainly do… and that means YOU!
So come out and rumble, give the city a “Taste”, we’ve got some Hot Bay City nights headed your way!
Sunny Salutations \o/
Ever Dreamscape, Editor
IN THIS ISSUE
Upcoming and Future Events
“Molewatch” with Ace Reporter: Marianne McCann
Public Service Announcements
“Cheeky Geek” with Qie Niangao
“The Interview” Join Uccie Poultry-Seale as she interviews Benjamin Wahl
"Keli's Kitchen" with Keli Kyrie
"Keli's Kitchen" with Keli Kyrie
“The Race Report” with ADudeNamed Anthony
Sylvia Tamalyn, “Minds Our Business!”
All that ...and yes the Weather!
“A Taste of Bay City”
Haven Gallery Opening
The Haven Gallery in Bay City - Tisbury celebrates the opening of new exhibits:
Friday August 2, at 5 - 7pm SLT
Saturday August 3, from 12 - 2pm SLT with DJ's and dancing.
All are welcome! Refreshments will be served, vintage or cocktail attire suggested.
New and contemporary art, photography, sculpture and interactive work on display indoors and out.
Featured artists include:
Friday - GoSpeed Racer
Saturday - Cali Souther
Validated discount parking: Rez N Ride Parking Garage
Local accommodations include:
Park Plaza Hotel * The Y-Stay * Plenty of Parks and Bridges
Hot Bay City Nights!
Bay City Hosts Second Annual Car Show!
It's August and it's hot Hot HOT! What's better than hot rods, bikinis, music, dancing, drinks and dawgs?!? Nothing! That's what!!! Welcome to the grid's most Rockin' vintage auto show... Hot Bay City Nights; August 24th through September 1st at the Bay City Fairgrounds. Activities will include approximately six automakers with cars on display, DJ's, bikini contest, a charity car wash, and Bay City Alliance welcome booth.
Come get your cruise on!!
Hot Bay City Nights will formally open Friday, August 23rd at midnight. Festivities begin on Saturday at 1PM SLT with the Bay City Annual bikini contest, followed by dancing to DJ music. The bikini contest will crown “Miss Bay City”, who then may attend various functions throughout the year representing the city. The winner will receive a Miss Bay City sash and a free car! Miss Bay City may be of any sex, orientation, or avatar type, and we would encourage bikini contestants to dress in vintage swimwear. After the contest the dance shall begin.
The charity car wash will be run throughout the week long event by volunteers as time allows, and accept donations which will go to childsplaycharity.org . "Your donations support seriously-ill children in hospitals by distracting them from their illnesses, and help them cope with fear, anxiety, and boredom." -Cameron Hosner - Children’s Hospital of Michigan.
There will be a Childsplay Charity donation kiosk on site to receive contributions.
Schedule of Events:
August 23 midnight SLT, Hot Bay City Nights opens.
August 24 1-2 PM SLT, “Miss Bay City” Bikini Contest with Master of Ceremonies, Pygar Bu.
August 24 1-3 PM SLT, Dancing with DJ.
August 25 10 AM – Noon SLT Car wash.
August 28 6-8PM SLT Car wash.
August 31 2-4PM SLT Car wash.
The event is free and open to the public! Bay City Fairgrounds is G sim, fun for the whole family!
To volunteer or get more information, please contact Marianne McCann or Ever Dreamscape.
Donations are needed to help with entertainment expenses, and can be made to BayCitySL Resident.
This event is hosted by the Bay City Alliance.
Miss Bay City Bikini Contest!
The Bay City Alliance is holding a “Miss Bay City” bikini contest Saturday, August 24th at 1PM SLT. Contestants are encouraged to come early.
Miss Bay City may be of any sex, orientation, or avatar type, and we would encourage bikini contestants to dress in vintage swimwear.
Contestants do not need live in Bay City, but are encouraged to wear to the contest a title (may be self-assigned) such as Miss “Hottie from Toledo Sims”.
The winner will receive a Miss Bay City sash and crown and a new car donated by ADudeNamed Anthony. The contest will be judged by a panel of preselected judges and the winner will be chosen based on best attire, best answers to the MC's questions, and best gesture.
The master of ceremonies is Pygar Bu.
This contest is on a G sim and contestants will act and dress accordingly or be disqualified and asked to leave immediately.
The contest is to be held during the "Hot Bay City Nights" event at the Bay City Fairgrounds.
Please contact Ever Dreamscape with any questions.
By attending this event you agree that the Bay City Alliance or any of its members are NOT to be held responsible for hurt feelings, sour grapes, or basically anything at all.
This August, Bay City will bring together the best of Second Life's™ vintage and classic car designers in one place, where we can be wowed by designs that best typify Bay City's theme: the American urban experience, between 1940 and 1965, perhaps best typified by Chicago circa 1950 and marked by a distinct deco influence.
There is NO entrance fee: we are providing this as a service, and to highlight vintage and classic vehicles within our community. We will be having kiosks out for Child's Play Charity.
You will be provided with a space in the Bay City Fairgrounds, in the North Channel region, from August 24- September 1st to present the best in vintage and classic cars. A "gas station" and other amenities will also be provided for possible use. There may also be a few other related events and goodies to announce as time goes on.
While you are not required to do so, you are asked to consider this a prime spot to unveil new, mid-century designs, rather than only pull from existing stock. You are also encouraged, but by no means required, to consider providing a free or low cost giveaway item (this need not be a full car, but could be automotive related items, racing helmets, or what not) for visitors to the event that they may give out at their stall. Prim limits for stalls will be generous, though we are as of yet working out the specific amount.
For more information contact Marianne McCann.
Runaway Kids Found Safe at Camp!!!
We lost a couple of our fav Bay City kids earlier this month. While residents formed a search party, a letter was received that explained the whole mistake. The kids had gone off to summer camp. We are quite glad to report the children safely back at home and business back to usual in Bay City!
Here is the letter:
(written by ADudeNamed Anthony… not a kid)
Hello Muddah, hello Fadduh,
Here I am at....Camp Linenuduh
Camp is very....entertaining
and they say we'll have some fun when things start rezzing.
I went hiking....with Joe Spanding
He developed....rubber banding
You remember....Leonard Resident
He has just made a threat on the LL president.
All the counselors....hate the servers
And the lake has....many griefers
The head avi.....doesn't deserve us.
So he reads to us from something called Terms of Service.
Now I don't want....this is my fault
But my bunkmate...is my new alt.
You remember...Billy Onassis.
Every time he crosses a sim line, he always crashes.
TP me home, oh muddah fadduh, TP me home, I hate this region.
Don't leave me...out in a sandbox..... where.... I might.... get Ruthed and lose my hair.
TP me home, I promise I will not use voice or rez large prims with
other boys, oh please don't make me stay, I've been logged on one..whole..day.
Dearest fadduh (resident), darling muddah (resident),
How's my precious....little bruddah (resident)?
TP me home...if ya miss me
I will even let your love HUD hug and kiss me.
Wait a minute, particles stopped rezzing,
Guys are posing, guys are gesturing,
Playing greedy greedy, gee that's that,
Muddah Fadduh kindly disregard this IM chat.
Fireworks in the Park!
It was a happy 4th of July in the city. The fairgrounds lit up as Marianne McCann treated residents and friends to an explosive fireworks show. There were treats, and dancing to the music styling’s of GoSpeed Racer. Fun Fun FUN!
Y*STAY in Dennis Infested and Condemned!
It’s true even we’ve got pictures and everything here: Pictures of yet another major disaster wow!
Overheard in Dennis was the owner Ms. Sylvia Tamalyn saying: “I just don't get it!”. Here's wishing Sylvia, and all the folks at the Y*STAY lots of good luck!
Note: Insurance premiums can be paid directly to: Ever Dreamscape of Dreamscape Life and You just know I Can’t Stop the Catastrophes, Co. Inc. a subsidiary of: Dreamscape Life and Yes We Can Come Up with New Ways to Harass You AGAIN Catastrophes, Co. Inc.
Have a nice day!
Weather or Not?!?
Gosh I sure hope hurricane season doesn’t come to Bay City…. Caught up on those insurance premiums?!?
Breaking Breaking Breaking!!! Seriously? YES!
Bay City Post Online Goes Viral!
Yes the new Bay City Post blog at: http://baycitypostsl.blogspot.com/ goes completely viral (and by viral we mean somebody besides me musta looked at it) with over 1000 hits (and by hits we mean mostly me hitting refresh as I figure out how to post things) The new blog is insightful (wow really? So informed now), informative, (ya I got that already), and FUN!
The Bay City Post will also continue to be available inworld at various Post boxes around the city.. so come visit the city and have a look around. Seriously. what are you waiting for?!? Come visit NOW! :D
Even MOAR Breaking News! (OMG enough already!?)
Sharknado Terrorizes Bay City!
Watch out for little girls with BIG toys! A hapless group of sun seeking funsters were out for a day on the beach when the mini sized Mayori packed a mighty sharknado in her beach bag and SHARK SNAP POW. We had shark fritters on the beach that night… who needs a clam bake?!?
Overheard at the beach:
Ever: now i hope youre wearing your pixel screen
Ever: you dont want pixel burn!
Faye: i don't have any!!
Faye: I put on baby oil too!
Ever: well maybe you should turn shadows on so you dont burn ;)
Cali: better than sharknado
Uccie: Best part of Sharknado? Hot girl lives.
Anthony: i could start doing fish puns
Marianne: Not tonight, Anthony. I have a haddok
Uccie: This is gonna flounder fast.
Uccie: I'll just clam up.
Uccie: But speak up. i'm hard of herring.
Uccie: /me perches on her shark.
Anthony: i dont just pun for the halibut
Uccie: I'm here til Thursday. Try the sea bass.
Anthony: sorry....i didnt see any bass
Anthony: i can hear bass though
Uccie: This is just sole-less humour.
Molly: Stop carping on about fish
Marianne: You'd prefer we changed out tunas?
Uccie: I'm just doin' it for the halibut.
Anthony: hey now....stop floundering
Anthony: you did?....crap....er....carp
Uccie: Holy Mackeral, we're getting lame.
Marianne: We need a fresh ray of hope
Marianne: Else Ever will get crabby with us
Anthony: i can't sea rays of hope
Uccie: We could muscle in a few more.
Marianne: And, uh... scrod something or other
Uccie : It's a moray!
Marianne: It really does not take much urchin to make us do fish puns
Anthony do you love a moray?
Marianne: When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie that.... a moray
Uccie This is just too much seahorsing around.
Uccie But I'm jsut a pike-er.
Anthony: its making me a little squiddish
Uccie Don't be koi, Ever. What do you really think?
Ever: Faye you finally drownded
Molly: oh my cod
Anthony great.....not "That's A Moray" is stuck in my head
Molly: why isn't there ever a sushinado?
Maureen: yes, you could mussel into the business
September sometimes swiftly sweeps the sultry summer sims :o
In the Know…
On an average workday, a typist’s fingers travel 12.6 miles.
Now you’re in the know. :D
Stay Tuned Next Month as... Oompa!