The Interview - E.F. Committee
The annual celebration of beloved Bay City resident Ever Dreamscape took on a strange twist in 2017 when a mysterious newcomer to town began to leave cryptic messages in Group Notices, Group Chat, and on billboards splattered across town a good month ahead of the usual April 1st date. That person –– or it may be "people," as you might surmise from the ten or so following questions –– is E.F. Committee.
Uccie Poultry-Seale: What brought you to Second Life?
E.F. Committee: We decided that Second Life was missing it's craziest and most chaotic influence, and with this being the 3 year anniversary, we decided to combine powers and as a committee to be "Captain Ever" but decided that E.F. Committee was a better name.
UP-S: What brought you to Bay City?
E.F.C.: The lack of Ever Dreamscape.
UP-S: But Ever is with us always in the traditions (and fires) she started.
E.F.C.: Indeed, but you can always have more Ever.
UP-S: Everyone in Bay City seems to have a job or favorite activity. What is yours in Our Fair City?
E.F.C.: Event organist, general mayhem influencer, shiftless layabout, creator of chaos and disorder, so generally causing Outbreaks of Ever-itis
UP-S: Do you spend much time outside Bay City?
E.F.C.: There is something outside Bay City?
UP-S: What advice would you give to someone looking to move to Bay City?
E.F.C.: Set fire to things, repeatedly, be a tornado, and occasionally call down the UFO's.
UP-S: And be a clown, or at least send them in?
E.F.C.: That goes without saying, though you said it!
UP-S: Bay City is not like typical Mainland, of course, but what do you think of the "wild frontier" outside Bay City?
E.F.C.: The outside scares us, we can barely stand at the foot of the bridge.
UP-S: Do you consider your Second Life persona a "character" or a representation of who you are in Real Life?
E.F.C.: um, since we are an amalgam entity, definitely a character made up of our parts that are all trying our best to be the Ever we have, not the Ever we need
UP-S: Do you have a philosophy for Second Life?
E.F.C.: Be eternal, be everlasting, be infinite, be For Ever!!
UP-S: What ONE thing should anyone not looking in your Profile know about you?
E.F.C.: Um, I'm really 10 hamsters typing on a keyboard that occasionally types words that resembles English, which we learned phonetically
UP-S: Any last thoughts you'd like to add?
E.F.C.: bleep boop vlanderfloom!!!!!
Well said, or at least, well, said. However (see the pun?), I don't think that's the last thing that the E.F. Committee has to say. Something tells me that E.F. will be back, much like Easter or a treatment-resistant social disease. Do you have something to say, preferably to me at The Post, or know someone I can hold down until they answer the usual Ten Standard Questions? Contact me, Uccello Poultry (Display Name varies) or Post editor Kinnaird Resident (never seems to have a Display Name).