May 10th
Police were called by a man
who reported seeing a strange light in the night sky. Responding
officers found the light to be the moon. The man was invited for a
stay at Channel Island for as long as the light was following him.
May 15th
New Port Harbourmaster's
called the Bay City Coast Guard in a panic as the marina was emptied
overnight. During the investigation, several of the boats sailed back
into the port. It seems there was a mass gathering of boat owners in
Bellisseria as something called a "Squishy Pickle" was
released.
May 17th
The Bay City Coast Guard was
called up to Heterocera to assist as a locally owned tour bus ran off
of the boardwalk. All avatars were rescued, and the bus was
recovered. In another note, Toxic Taco is having a sale on their fish
tacos, citing a whole lot of freshly caught fish.
May 19th
Residents from the East side
clogged the phone lines calling the Bay City Police Department to
complain about a loud screeching coming from the Fairgrounds.
Responding officers arrived to see the Editor singing in the
bandshell. No action was taken, though one of the officers was
overheard mentioning that he should have recorded the sound for a new
siren.
May 20th
Route 66 was closed today
for the Bay City 11th Anniversary parade. Residents were lined up
along the route to see the parade pass by. The roadway was opened
again once the revelers moved down to the Fairgrounds for the party.
Bay City Sanitation workers were seen working through the night to
clean up the droppings from everyone's horses.
May 24th
Neighbours near North
Channel reported hearing loud noises coming from a helicopter parked
at the Sansara National Guard Headquarters. The SNG Commander checked
out the situation and found that a fox had hidden aboard the
helicopter. The fox was adopted by Commander Coronet and is now
called Fritz.
May 27th
The Bay City Police opened
an investigation into the editor of the Bay City Post publishing
classified snapshots from the SL Birthday regions. Detectives were
surprised when the Police Chief himself decided to work the case.
Attempts were made by reporters to get an update on the case, but all
of the files seem to have gone missing.
Reporter Thomas Hooker
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